In a bowl, combine the cream cheese, cheddar, turmeric, paprika and garlic. Whip the cheese until fully blended. Next add the cheddar cheese, bacon bits and Jalapeño.
In a skillet, heat up the bacon bits and jalapeño to release the grease from the bacon and the spice from the jalapeño. If you wish to have less spice, remove the white membrane from the jalapeño before dicing.
Fold the bacon bits and Jalapeño into the cheese mixture.roll into a ball and chill before serving.
To shape into a pumpkin, completely wrap the prepared ball in saran wrap, then wrap the ball with twine or string three times, much like you would a present.
Place the wrapped ball in the freezer for an hour to firm up. Once chilled, remove the twine and saran wrap. While still frozen, use your finger to smooth out any irregularities on the outside of the ball. For additional pizzazz, re-wrap with cheese ball with twine and top with a zucchini stem so it looks more like a pumpkin.
Let the frozen cheese ball rest for 30 minutes to thaw fully before serving.